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Miscellaneous fortune cookies that are "Most Likely Not True".
  • Good things will come in small packages.
  • If your cookie is in 2 pieces, the answer is yes.
  • You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
  • Heads, you do it. Tails, you go home.
  • You will be successful in anything related to sports.
  • Accept the next proposition you hear.
  • Never trust a doctor whose office plants have died.
  • You will be advanced socially, without any effort.
  • A truly good person does nothing, yet leaves nothing undone.
  • Never take yes for your answer.
  • You can have your cake and eat it too.
  • Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
  • Every visible thing in this world is put in the charge of an angel.
  • What’s vice today may be virtue tomorrow.
  • A package of value will arrive soon.
  • You will meet a stranger that you dream of.
  • Nothing is impossible.
  • You would prosper in the field of medicine.
  • You out distance all competitors.

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Source:  OpenStax, Fortune cookie philosophy. OpenStax CNX. Oct 24, 2009 Download for free at http://cnx.org/content/col10914/1.3
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